Thursday, December 07, 2006

I love to drink. I love everything about it... everything. Beer, wine, vodka, rum, whiskey, schnaaps.... anything and everything. I like it straight, mixed... in a highball glass, in a shot, shooter, bong, stemless wine glass, champagne flukes, snifter glasses, and rastaman shots... I love it all. I'll do a shot off someones navel (and indeed I have), and I'll gladly light my drink on fire. I'll bing three beers at once for a phone number, and even put vodka in a bong and drink until I can't stand. Beer? I love all kinds... ale, mead, lager, draft, export.... jager in a shot? Drop it into a stein of Budweiser and chug? Sounds like fun. I've mixed vodka and picante sauce... put it in a shot glass, and did a shot (actually a few) before. Like I said, I love to drink.

You know that first sip of beer? The first gulp? Right after it comes out of the fridge and it's ice cold? Delicious.... so delicious... smooth... mmmmm....

Do you know the satisfied feel a person can get after drinking an entire martini in one gulp? Amazing... then biting down on the acidic wonderful olive with all the gin and vermouth soaked in.... oh yes... sexy.


posted @ 9:27 PM

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