I decided although nice, the Republican party tends to suck. Democrats are weak, Republicans are idiots, so I am a Socialist. I believe a Democratic Socialist society is the best society. My reason for changing sides? Here is an example I heard on the radio.
-in a bomb shelter while in nuclear fallout- Guy 1: I can't believe this war! Guy 2: I lost it all, my friends, my family. Guy 1: Cheer up, bud.... at least gays can't marry!
I found it funny to say the least, but probably because it's true. I'm tired of hearing about abortion, gay marriage.... I don't give a flying fuck anymore. Prove to me that it matters and the fate of the world rests on it, or stop arguing it. It's as pointless as "my Dad can beat up your Dad." It was in the Bible (many others even argue that), but this country is based around laws, not beliefs. A difference if you ask me. I know the constitution was built off it, but that's the beauty of an offshoot..... it's different. I'm just so sick and tired of all this shit I've heard even after the election. I think that's the big difference between types of thinkers. People who are stuck on what they believe, and people who want what is best. We could spend millions on some stupid little law.... trying to advertise and ban it. Sending a bill through congress just to get voted down. We could also get this war over with... Even that has lost its value.
I was just sitting around kicking the ideas out one day when I decided the world has cerebral palsy and I need a new platform to follow.
I am now a Socialist.
posted @ 8:43 AM
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Monday, April 25, 2005
I decided to start writing the book I been planning for the last two years. It will be called "Controvertalism, American Dream" or something like that. It will be a compilation of my fake political views with situations, speeches, and even a few quotes from yours truly. I will rant about everything from illegal immigrants, to laws being passed on how to keep women in order. It will be in chapters by topic, and I may even create a chapter describing how I will get to become leader and pass the laws.
It will be a fun read (I hope).
posted @ 6:31 PM
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I gone dissapeared!
I wonder where that Jeff has gone.
That Jeffy, Jeffy, Jeffy, Jeff.
A-Jeff, A-Jeff, A-Jeff, A-Jeff, Ooohhhhh.
posted @ 7:46 AM
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Wednesday, April 13, 2005
Well.... my life.... hmmmmmmm.
I still hate classes. With exame coming up I have less freetime then what I would like, but I guess it doesn't seem to count since I have music classes. I do homework, read a bit.... then practice.
Oh the tangled web I weave. It is so incredible tangled. Web is to tangled as Anna is to horse porn.... ish.
I sent Anna horse porn, that was funny....
HI! I feel liek I have something interesting to say, but I don't.
Oh yeah! I just determined that food is one of my universal constant. For example, last time I saw Chris, it was for food. I went up to see Alex at CMU (AND GET FOOD). I live with my Dad and one of the reasons is food.
Food, the universale constant.... ish. The only other constant I can think of is I rule and Clapton is God.
and Chris will lose all bets to me! HA HA HA HA!
posted @ 9:21 AM
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Monday, April 11, 2005
Ah yes, the season of warmth is slowly taking over. You know what this means? I didn't think so, because I never told anyone.
I own guns. I shoot them.... often.
I don't tell many because I simply don't care, but I want to write something.... oh the tangled web I weave.
Anywho, I am born and raised country style. ANYONE GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT!? I listen to country music and enjoy a chunk of it, I know how to gut a deer, and I know how to load, unload, sight, and shoot a gun. It's safe to say I'm not a gun poser.... you know, the people who run around and threaten to blow shit up and never operated a gun or explosive in their lifetime? I'm not one of them.... because if I wanted, I could take my Ruger Bear Cat .22 Western Style Revolver, and hit a target dead on as long as it's in range and the sights are set. This is something I can do, I am proud of, and I enjoy doing it.
Anyone else raised country? Know how to shoot?
Anyone else like country music? Even a song? Throw me a bone now people.
--------------- Lately I have been quite productive indeed.... in the music field at least. My current experiment for the soundtrack is working with 5th and open chords. Right now I'm testing out the I-V-I-V-V-I (x2) pattern. I really don't know how many of you know what I just said, but if you have an idea, rock on.
Aaaaaanyways, I have a few reviews for you.
Review 1 - Axe Body Spray
This stuff rules.... seriously. At first I thought it was some crappy mainstream thing that would die quickly, but I got a free sample in the mail, nand my brother (Nick) bought some real good stuff and I can't stop stealing his. It works wonders, and I use it for layer one for the "Jeff is a Strange Mouselike Creature but Smalls Nice" masterplan. MY first layer is body spray. This stuff smells great, and makes clothing small good after the day wears on. If you smoke, go to red eye, work out, or like long lasting good smells, take my word for it.... this stuff is the bomb. Don't diss it until you try it... I was skeptical at first myself, but now I use it everyday.
Review 2 - Sahara (movie)
I have seen many action movies.... many indeed. When I saw the previews, I did not know what to think of this movie (Matthew McConoughay, Penelope Cruz) but after doing my research, I discovered it was an adaption of a Clive Cussler Novel. That means nothing to most of you, right? Well, I read his stuff on occasion, and it is solid, witty, and has swearing and sex in it. I like that stuff. Anywho, this movie keeps the swearing, but besides Penelope Cruz being my current girlfriend (OMGLOL!!11111SWTF?) no real sex is in it. I dont even remember it being implied. Swearing, although present..... is really light. Instead, the movie sticks to the plot.
This action movie has a plot.
The movie has a good amount of action, but it's not some half assed Universal Soldier sequel.
Matthew plays "Dirk Pitt." An ex-Navy Seals operative that now works on a boat used to revocer lost artifacts from the bottle of the ocean. He knows his science, and has his partner with him almost all the time. His partner (don't remember the actors name) is "Al." He steals the scenes multiple times with his comic relief and equal importance as the bigger roles in the movie. Seriously, he is like the gun guy. Matthew is the obvious lead of the movie, but Al is just as important.
The story takes out little cast into the Niger River. A disease broke out and is killing the natives. The disease is fast killing, and threatens the United States. Penelope Cruz is the doctor on the case, and Matthew is on a boat searching for a lost Ironclad from the Civil War.
Overall, great movie, I stopped where I did so I did not reveal enough info to be considered spoilers..... so yeah, check this movie out. DO NOT LISTEN TO THE CRITICS. It's a solid movie, and Matthew makes a GREAT action hero. This is his first action movie.... sooooo, if you have casting problems.... shut up.
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That's all for now....
Grand Master Funk is out.
posted @ 8:00 AM
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Thursday, April 07, 2005
I'm at CMU now!
Party Friday!
Zeppelin RULES!1
I'm happy, I have three of my favorite things.... Dr. Pepper, Black Pepper Doritos, and Chocolate.
I don't trust JEWS.
I ate all my "Now and Laters." :( :( :(
posted @ 2:30 PM
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Wednesday, April 06, 2005
Great week so far...
Rachel posted the good stuff for Monday.
Yesterday I cruised around and got food from Chris for losing the bet.
Reminder:
The bet was for Chris to have a woman by April 5th of 2005 or else. On the line was who purchased who lunch.
When we picked Chris up from work we discovered he had no money, so his boss fed us. So we got a full free meal from Kathleen's (spellins) of Apple Mountain.
Overpriced food never tasted so good.
Leaving for CMU today. Alex and I are going to bond and have sex.
KILL JEWS.
posted @ 8:08 AM
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Sunday, April 03, 2005
I write music.... and play much guitar.
Just so all you know, I'm still alive and I am dissapointed in the world.
That is all.
posted @ 1:06 PM
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Grand Master Funk
Name: Jeff Hagerl (21)
Location: Mount Pleasant
Interests: Drinking and Guitar
Status: Drunk
