My new years resolution? To make it to my 21st birthday. After that I can die or whatever it is people like me do.
REMINDER! Rachel is hosting my party. It will be at her place on Saturday, the 6th of this month. Just so you know.... oh yeah, bring booze... and let's get some variety!
posted @ 8:00 AM
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Tuesday, December 26, 2006
New cell - 989 397 5260
I hope everyones Christmas went well. Mine wasn't bad at all. I never realised how much I miss seeing my family from time to time. As I get older, I am slowly getting more attached. What makes it worst, though... is I also miss my Dad, but I called him last night and we talked, so it was cool. He was over with some family in Texas (some who are on my facebook, hey everyone!) and I got to speak to my Aunt over the phone. I miss those (you) guys and I can't wait till the family reunion.
We are going to be so drunk.
To the rest of the family who read this, I miss you and we need to get together eventually.
On Christmas.... I drank multiple... cheap beer really good beer wine homemade wine whiet russian cream and milk chocolate martini vodka martini rum and coke straight rum irish coffee gin and juice manhatten
I kept my wits about me for the most part, but didn't do a whole lot of moving.
Nine more days.
posted @ 11:08 AM
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Friday, December 22, 2006
If I can get my hands on a minifridge and a bedpan, I would never have to leave my room except to go to work... maybe I should get a job I can do at home... never leave.... mmmmm...
Sorry 'bout that, berks... been sittin 'ere not wantin' ta' talk ta' people, so pike off!!1!
AHHHHHHH!
*ahem*
I fear I am slowly losing my mind.
posted @ 1:57 AM
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Monday, December 18, 2006
I think the amount of email that goes unread in my email sent by my ex will be quickly decreasing.
Three cheers for solace!
hip hip!
In other news, my Mom is 50, my Aunt is 40, and I will be 21 in two weeks.
"And the red sun sinks at last into the hills of gold."
posted @ 12:46 PM
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Thursday, December 07, 2006
I love to drink. I love everything about it... everything. Beer, wine, vodka, rum, whiskey, schnaaps.... anything and everything. I like it straight, mixed... in a highball glass, in a shot, shooter, bong, stemless wine glass, champagne flukes, snifter glasses, and rastaman shots... I love it all. I'll do a shot off someones navel (and indeed I have), and I'll gladly light my drink on fire. I'll bing three beers at once for a phone number, and even put vodka in a bong and drink until I can't stand. Beer? I love all kinds... ale, mead, lager, draft, export.... jager in a shot? Drop it into a stein of Budweiser and chug? Sounds like fun. I've mixed vodka and picante sauce... put it in a shot glass, and did a shot (actually a few) before. Like I said, I love to drink.
You know that first sip of beer? The first gulp? Right after it comes out of the fridge and it's ice cold? Delicious.... so delicious... smooth... mmmmm....
Do you know the satisfied feel a person can get after drinking an entire martini in one gulp? Amazing... then biting down on the acidic wonderful olive with all the gin and vermouth soaked in.... oh yes... sexy.
posted @ 9:27 PM
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Tuesday, December 05, 2006
In less then one month I will be 21.
Updates!
Rachel, out out of the wonderful kindness of her heart has agreed to host my b-day! I love you Rachel! You're the only girl in my life... except for Anna and Kelly of course... and I still think my Mom is hot.. and Ryan is my girl too.... aaanywho.
January 6th! It will be wherever Rachel is living, I hope to talk to her soon to see if any progress has been made.
On my actual birthday (January 3rd) I am going bar hopping! I want anyone who can get into a bar here in Mt. Pleasant! At first I wasn't going to, but now I'm thinking it will be that Monday/Tuesday night at midnight (the 3rd is a Tuesday) then the next day (still Tuesday) from noon till pass out. Then the next day.... but only the midnight is mandatory, if you don't want a week long drinking binge then stay away after January 3rd.... as long as you are at the party.
Drink of the night? Long Island Ice Tea. At the party? Martini time bitches.
On top of all this, I want to have a get together on the 22nd of this month as my small Christmas get together. I would love it if I could get some of you stop in and have a drink or two... and food.... always food.
Jeff loves you! OMG LIEK BYES!
posted @ 1:41 PM
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Grand Master Funk
Name: Jeff Hagerl (21)
Location: Mount Pleasant
Interests: Drinking and Guitar
Status: Drunk
