Sunday, June 26, 2005

Joe, Al, and I planned a good party. Overall it was a success. anna an dI promised Rachel we would quit smoking, so here is to you Ma'am *raises glass.*


Well, this is the last you get of Grand Master Funk for a month. I shall miss all of you very much.... until I get drunk on an island, then I won't care.... or maybe I'll care too much..... fuck it I don't have feelings.


I'm hoping to make it down and back, so keep the Jeff in mind!



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Leave for Florida
Stay for a week
Cruise for 7 days
-Ocho Rio
-Grand Cayman
-Cozumel
Florida for a week

Return!


posted @ 12:16 PM

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Saturday, June 18, 2005

ARTIFACT

6 A.M.

Off the coast of Cuba

Her name is Haquan. She has 6 decks, three inch alloyed steel and enough equipment to put NASA to shame. Haquan, my one true love. She is all I have left in life. My name is Doctor Jonathan Scurn, I’m 46 years old, and divorced. I never did like my ex-wife much, I just married her so all appeared well. Women, always a problem, but not my biggest problem. My biggest problem is I have a boat worth $2.4 billion dollars and a project that will require more then the envy NASA. What I need comes from the heart, and the heart alone. Love? No, that’s simple compared to what I need. I need something greater then love, greater then courage….. I need ambition. Right now, my life has none. I used to use this heap of Government money to raise ships and artifacts from Davie Jones locker, but now I just sail it from port to port looking for cheap whores to pick up and satisfy my undying lust. All I do now is get sucked off by some cheap ten dollar hooker that usually doesn’t even get paid because I beat her and threatened to destroy her family and kill her dog. The fucking bitch, I hope she dies. She never loved me anyways. I once had a cunt of my own, but I never loved her. I hope she fucking dies the untrained bitch. Sadly, that is not what this is about. I need ambition. How do I get ambition? Only god knows. The pot took most of it away, and the traitorous cunt I married for show. I hope she dies. Bitch. “Why don’t you take out the garbage?” She would ask. Normally I would respond with a punch to the face, but last time I just killed her puppy and fucked its corpse. Bitch. Ambition, something that doesn’t have a price (unless you have ecstasy).

7 A.M.

I can’t stop thinking about her. She haunts my sleep. I just want to sleep. I…. I can’t take it much longer. I tried taking some Nyquil, but it doesn’t seem to help. All I do is end up choking because I could never swallow pills any ways. I just end up having them melt on the tip of my tongue and letting that foul juice sip to the bottom of my mouth causing my tongue to stiffen…. I gag. I don’t just gag on the pill, but on the thought of that bitch. She is why I can’t swallow correctly. She and I tried snowballing once, and after that I never could get anything soft or with texture different then the norm down my throat. Chinese food is off the menu…. That bitch. Maybe I should burn her house down. Maybe I should try another pill…. Let it trickle down….

7:30 A.M.

I almost fell asleep, then I rolled over and my arm knocked a picture of us over. Yes, I know…. I’m pathetic. I still have our pictures up around the house. I… I miss her. Whatever I write or say about her is not true…. Maybe I can sleep now….

8:00 A.M.

Cunt took my sleep away. Now I can’t stop thinking about her, maybe my depression got in the way…. Sleeeeep.

10:00 A.M.

Ok, I skipped an hour. I called her a couple times, I want to fix things. A man answered the phone…. CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT!?!?! That whore! It’s only been six months! Give me some time…. Come on babe, I still love you.

Well, I’m off to work.

8 P.M.

I did it, I finally quit. Now I can do what I have always wanted to do. Sell my boat and use it on ecstasy. I’ll be back later, time to hook up with Rico (my drug dealing friend).

2 A.M.

THIS IS SOME GOOD STUFF IM SO HAPPY I THINK SHE WILL TAKE ME BACK I JUST CALLED HER THE BITCH STILL GUY OVER HOUSE WOW HEY I HAVE PISTOL ME WOW.

4 A.M.

Tried to kill myself but missed from the arm shaking. I’m bleeding from the shoulder, but I should be ok. I put some super glue on the wound and wrapped it in bed sheets.

4:30 A.M.

I’m getting tired…. So tired…. I should sleep….

Night…



posted @ 4:04 AM

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Tuesday, June 07, 2005

The band will make it!


It's all coming together. Song lists, members, and already got gigs. This should rock.... I mean ROCK! YEAH!


Anna is learning bass, and we got Paul (Red Eye) on drums, so now we can play songs besides fully accoustical ballads OF DEATH!


So far we are call N/A.


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In other news, System of a Down start touring in August in Calafornia and Texas. We should be in class when they come to Michigan. Don't worry about class, most days are on Saturday, and some on Friday. This should rock almost as much as that one band (N/A) does.


posted @ 1:31 PM

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Saturday, June 04, 2005

Dear Journal.

Tonight I drank champagne, ate strawberries.... cheese..... and somehow ended up on the trampoline at 3 a.m. with Alex wishing upon stars. That's right, we watched shooting stars. Now, I have an strange hate for the sky because it is so hard to own.... eh.... food.
Shut up.


posted @ 4:46 AM

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