Monday, March 20, 2006

The two enemies eyed eachother from across the room. On one side stood th imposter, Grand Master Feeling.... on the other, the real lord of the castle of virgin blood and spiders that resides on Mt. InsertEvilNameHere was standing calmly with a 14 ich double dildo.... colored neon blue.... in his hand. The imposter said "I have found love, and now have feelings, fear me, for I am the kind of this establishment." Grand Master Funk looked around and knew he was right.... for a second. "I don't think so" stated GMF, the true lord of this evil castle of hate and pre-marital sex. "I've come to reclaim my position of ultimate singleness!"

Insert Battle

GMF Wins

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" cried the imposter with feelings as all 14 inches of the dildo enter his ass, stabbing him in the small intestine.... then collapsing on the ground with such force.... er, nevermind, only 104 pounds.... anywho, feather falls to the ground at an amazig speed before exploding into a thousand chocolate chips covered in pussy (not the good pussy either). GMF looks around before sitting back on his throne.... OMG LOL!!11 HE CLAPS HIS HANDS! Chris Quinn, his leper servent appears almost instantly... "Nhhhuurraaaamaaaa?" asks Quinn. "Yes, biatch, I would enjoy a tub filled with KY Jelly and a liter of screwdriver." states GMF, "and bring in the dancing girls!" Quinn leaves the room and brings in all the said mentionals.... and GMF states firmly "lets raise some hell."

Hehehehehe, I'm back! Party time.


posted @ 10:13 AM

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