I decided to start writing the book I been planning for the last two years. It will be called "Controvertalism, American Dream" or something like that. It will be a compilation of my fake political views with situations, speeches, and even a few quotes from yours truly. I will rant about everything from illegal immigrants, to laws being passed on how to keep women in order. It will be in chapters by topic, and I may even create a chapter describing how I will get to become leader and pass the laws.

It will be a fun read (I hope).