Wednesday, March 16, 2005

I did it! I been working on it for the last year or so. I finally discovered how Cranberry Juice is created. I discovered the secret by juicing an Indian. The juice that was squeezed out of that cute little bastard tasted exactly like cranberry.... I so rule.

IT came to me last night. My Mother broght home a bottle of 'White Cranberry Juice.' I thought maybe it was squeezed out of white people.... Heh, something must be wrong with me when the only thought about white cranberry juice is it was squeezed from white people.


posted @ 9:31 AM

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