I'm going to be rich some day... I'm going to slap Death Metal, Doom Metal... and Folk Music all together...
This is my band lineup
Me - Vocal, Lead Guitar
The Edge (Comedy Central joke) - Lead Guitar
Bob Dylan - Chainsaw, Back Up Vocals
John Kerry - Bass Guitar
Tobey - rhythm Guitar
Don Juan - Drums
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I'm such a fucking genius! I will be so rich some day... I even have the lyrics to our first song done.... it's a cover of "Like a Rolling Stone"with some modern influence.
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Chainsaw and scream intro
Once upon a time you dressed so fine
You threw the bums a dime in your prime, didn't you? (chainsaw squeal)
People'd call, say, "Beware bitch, you're bound to fuckin' fall"
You thought they were mother fucking shittin' you (another chainsaw squeal)
You used to laugh about
Everybody that was hangin' out (masturbation noises in background)
Now you don't jerk so loud (noises get softer, chainsaw squeal)
Now you don't seem so fuckin' proud (whacking off stops)
About having to be scrounging for your next meal.
CHAINSAW SOLO!
(screamed and hard to understand for the death metal influence)
How does it feel?
How does it feel?
To be without a whore?
Like a complete asshole
CHAINSAW SOLO (shorter)
Like a rolling stone?
"HERE COMES THE EDGE TO CUT YOOOUU!"
(12 minute guitar solo)
CHAINSAW SOLO!
You've gone to the finest school all right, fucking whore ass bitch
But you know you only used to get juiced in it
And nobody has ever taught you how to live on the street (ironic, I know)
And now you find out you're gonna have to get used to it
CHAINSAW SOLO!
You said you'd never compromise
With the mystery tramp, but now you realize
He's not selling any crack
As you stare into the void of everlasting space
And ask him do you want to make a deal?
SEX NOISE SOLO!
(screamed and hard to understand for the death metal influence)
How does it feel?
How does it feel?
To be without a whore?
Like a complete asshole
CHAINSAW SOLO (short)
Like a rolling stone?
SEX NOISE SOLO!
You never turned around to see the pearl necklace on the necks and the clowns
When they all come down and did tricks for you
You never understood that it ain't no good
You shouldn't let other people get your kicks for you (chainsaw squeal)
You used to ride on the chrome sybian with your diplomat (chain squeal)
Who carried on his shoulder a Siamese cat
CHAINSAW SOLO!
Ain't it hard when you discover that
He really wasn't where it's at
After he took from you everything he could feel
"HERE COMES BOB DYLAN TO CUT YOU!"
CHAINSAW SOLO TO THE MAX!
(screamed and hard to understand for the death metal influence)
How does it feel?
How does it feel?
To be without a whore?
Like a complete asshole
CHAINSAW SOLO (short)
Like a rolling stone?
TRASH CANS BEING THROWN AT THE WALL!
(random screams)
(child crying in room that has an echo for 5 minutes)
Princess on the steeple and all the pretty mother fuckers
They're drinkin', thinkin' that they got it made
Exchanging all kinds of precious jerks and things
But you'd better lift your diamond ring, you'd better shove it up your contaminated ass
You used to be so amused
At Napoleon in rags and the language that he used
Now you have a fucking ring in your ass, stupid
When you got nothing, you got nothing to lose
The ring is stuck now, whatcha gunna do bitch!?
(random screams)
CHAINSAW SOLO!
(screamed and hard to understand for the death metal influence)
How does it feel?
How does it feel?
To be without a whore?
Like a complete asshole
CHAINSAW SOLO (short)
Like a rolling stone?
"HERE COMES JEFF TO MAKE FUN OF YOU!!!!11one!!1"
JEFF GUITAR SOLO (shitty)
"DDIIEEE!"
CHAINSAW SOLO!
(child with echo room crying fade out)
UNEXPECTED CHAINSAW SOLO!
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I'm going to be so rich
posted @ 1:25 AM
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Grand Master Funk
Name: Jeff Hagerl (21)
Location: Mount Pleasant
Interests: Drinking and Guitar
Status: Drunk
