Sunday, January 09, 2005

Well folks, I am slowly gaining power in this world. How many of you remember my old post about controlling America with an army of potato people? Well, I did it.

First off, you need an update. I got rid of the buick and used the money I got for it to build a giant shark. It is made of metal and can levitate and fly around.... and stuff. It's 24 feet long, and eight feet wide. It's made from alien metals that came from the moon, so it is very hard to destroy. For a giant flying shark, it is really light. It only weighs about 18 tons! I did this by not having an engine. It is powered by my dark powers of evil. It has gun turrents that are powered by fallen angels who will only take orders from me, and I directly control the main weapon. The main weapon is a fireball cannon. The mouth will open up, and I can shoot a fireball. It's awesome.

Well, I used my flying shark of death to invade Idaho. I used radiation to create potato people, and had them come back to my Apartment Complex of Hate (or whatever the hell I call it) with me. I then opened up a portal to greenland where a second army awaits my orders to pur through the gate.

I want to thank myself for the powers I have. Summoning Salmon and smitting children and such..... oh yeah, thatnks is in order for the Catholic Church, considering I am in charge of how they run things (I'm even higher in power than the Pope!).

That's what I have been doing for the campaign...
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I am still watching Joe's movies. He has not picked them up from me, so I may have to watch some of them twice. I watched three last night/this morning. Lebowski, High Fidelity, and Donnie Darko.

Books cost around $230 for me.


posted @ 6:14 AM

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