Thursday, January 06, 2005

Ugh, awake again. Yesterday was interesting. It all started when I woke up. Although, if you think about it, it always starts when you wake up. Unless if your brains are being ate out by leeches borne from the billows of hell.

Anyways, I went out with Alexei and Anna. When they weren't kissing each other, they were incubating the children of Satan. I was driving, like usual (cheap bastards). I decided to stir up things and hit a small child or two. It was great....intestine confetti! Anyways, nobody knew where to eat. So, in desperation, I swerved at the first place, which was an Arby's.

I find it unusual how Arby's doesn't really have a spokesperson. Oh wait, they have that glove. Who cares about that stupid glove? Might as well shove Berry Manilow's voice in a cheese grater. Then at least people would give him some respect, stupid little glove. Next thing you know, there will be a latex glove spokesperson for urine-tract infections.

Anyways, we went to Best Buy to try and fix the problem with Anna's computer. The problem she was having is that every once in awhile, Bill Gates would pop up and tell her to buy Microsoft. We gave up and separated. I threw them to the street corner, and I went home.

I didn't know what to do that night, and then a heavenly aura shined upon a booklet filled with Joe's DVDs. Ahhhhhh, the sweet pleasure of having someone else's stuff. It's sorta like this time I stole from the hospital....that was the coolest third eye I ever installed.

I woke up from my visual orgy of Joe's DVDs and it was very late in the afternoon. Josh called me and told me he needed my camera and me. I was sad, I wanted to finish a few more videos. I already finished Sleepy Hollow and Clerks, and I planned on moving on to The Craft before he called. Oh well, I can't complain, since he fed me and is letting me rock out to Clapton.

CLAPTON IS GOD, \/\/00000000!!~~~~~~~~~11


posted @ 7:10 PM

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