Thursday, December 16, 2004

I have recently taken over Bay City. So now my name has been updated.

I am Lord Jeffrey, Lord of the Universe - He who rules with an iron fist covered in acid of righteous smiting - he who rules all he surveys - who rules in a castle made of virgin blood and spiders.

My castle is located on the peak of a mountain called "Mount Deadchild." "Mount Deadchild" is located in the middle of the "Sinew Forest." I would reccomend you not enter the forest, or even attempt to climb the mountain.... for very evil things lurk in the forest. Creatures even Micheal Moore dare not interview call this place home.

My castle/citadel of hate/lair of evil/apartment complex of satan is not made of pure stone. Instead, it is part stone, and the rest of the place is virgins blood and spiders ground together. Because my spiders are so powerful.... they live through the grinding and make the walls wiggle in pain. Don't get me wrong... it's solid.... teh spider and blood mix was actually mixed into the cement duting mixing.... so it looks like purple brick with black slashes all over..... and it wiggles.

I yet to set up the cabinet officially, so if you have any hopes on becoming an official member..... start sucking up now.


posted @ 2:57 AM

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Grand Master Funk